A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table,
legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push through. Then the
baby pops its head out and says to the doctor, “Are you my dad?”. The doctor says
, “No, I am your doctor!”. With that, the baby pops right back inside. “Damn!”, says
the doctor. A short while later he sees the head push through again. “Are you my
dad?”, asks the baby. “No, I am your doctor.”, he replies. Once again the baby
vanishes back into his mother’s womb. The doctor turns to a nurse and says,
“Nurse, get that baby’s father in here right away–we may have a situation on our ...
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