Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?”

“But Dad, it wasn`t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers.

We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her back.

I reached over and pulled it out. That`s when she hit me!”

“Johnny,” the father said. “You don`t do those kind of things to women.”

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.

Johnny`s father said, “Johnny, I thought we had a talk!”

“But Dad,” Johnny said, “It wasn`t my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers.


0 comment:

Enregistrer un commentaire