Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.

The first man married a nurse.

Dave thinks to himself, “Nurses are known to be hot to trot.”

The second man married a telephone operator.

Dave thinks to himself, “Telephone operators have nice voices.”

The third man married a school teacher.

Dave thinks to himself, “Poor guy, teachers are frigid.”

The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse’s husband.

He sourly says, “Don’t ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was ‘You’re not sanitary, you’re not sanitary.'”

Then, the telephone operator’s husband calls and sourly says, “Don’t ever marry a telephone operator. 

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