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An old football player was dying

An old football player was dying. So he called her wife and told her: “My dearest you see I’m dying. May you confess how many times you have...

There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her be...

An Engineer and his wife were always fighting with each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into...

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, ...

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got a...

While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the n...

A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wIfe loved antiques, he bought a beautiful...

A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk: they connect: they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows ...

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed ...

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. ...

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick t...

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband...

A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the regist...

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and a...