A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When a woman answers the door at the first house, the salesman walks right in and drops cow patties on her floor.


He says, “Ma’am, just to show you how confident I am in the quality of my vacuums, I’ll eat whatever the vacuum doesn’t pick up.”


The woman smiles and asks, “Could I get you some ketchup with that?”


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