Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week's wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street.
“Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me a favour: shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won't believe I was robbed.”
The robber obliged
He threw Moishe's hat into the air and put a bullet through it.
“Let's make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers,” said Moishe, “otherwise my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my coat.”
So the robber shot a number of holes through the carpenter's coat
“And now?”
“Sorry,” interrupted the robber
“No more holes