Husband and wife made themselves comfortable in their beds.
The passion heats up.
But then the woman stops and says, “I don’t want to. I just want you to hug me.”
Husband says “WHAT???” The woman explains that he doesn’t have to be in tune with her emotional needs of a woman.
The husband understands that nothing will happen tonight, and he might as well. So, the next day, her husband takes her shopping in a large department. shop.
He walks around and makes her try on three very expensive outfits.
And then he said to his wife, “Let’s take the three.”
Then she walks over and buys matching shoes for $200 each.
And then she goes to the jewelry department and buys a pair of diamond earrings.
The wife is so horny (she thinks her husband is crazy, but he’s not).
She opts for a tennis bracelet.
do not care).
Husband says “But you don’t even play tennis, but ok, if you like it, then go for it”
The woman jumps in place. She’s so excited she can’t even believe what’s going on.
She said, “I’m ready, let’s go to the checkout.”
The husband says, “No, no, honey, we won’t buy all that.”
The woman’s face goes blank.
“No honey, I just want you to HOLD this thing for a while”
Her face turns very red, she is about to explode, then the husband says, “You don’t have to be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!”
Go with it.

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