Funny Joke ‣ Waiter With A Spoon

Last week, I took some friends out to a brand new restaurant opened in our city. There I noticed that the waiter who took ...

Funny Joke ‣ Keeping A Secret

A group of dinner party guests were discussing whether men or women are the more trustworthy. Jack, a very opinionated, old...

Funny Joke ‣ The Challenge

  Jerry was an Iron Man champion who also owned a bar just off the  Las Vegas Strip Everyone in town knew that Jerry was th...

A chemistry teacher wanted to teach

A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment th...

Funny Joke ‣ Open The Window

A guy suffering from a miserable cold begs his doctor for relief. The doctor prescribes pills. But after a week, the guy...

The teacher asked the students

The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answer...

Funny Joke ‣ The Mother Went Nuts

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric tr...

Queen Elizabeth in Heaven

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted t...

A man and his wife check into a hotel

A man and his wife check into a hotel The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she...

Funny Joke ‣ Who Is This Guy?

One sunny day, two men were sitting in a pub drinking pints of lager, when one turned to the other and said: “You see that...

While the pope was visiting the USA

While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a...

The Lord called to Adam

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the ear...

A woman ask how old do you think I am?

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way h...

Grandpa found a bottle of power tablets

  Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Man power tablets in his son’s medic...

A Bus Driver Was Plying His Regular Driving Route

A bus driver was plying his regular driving route when an old lady got on the bus and sat behind the driver, For every ten ...

Story: Five Dollar Bill

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. Son: “Mommy...

Funny Joke ‣ Spelling Test

Beryl’s married life had not been a happy one, and sadly one day, she passed away. Suddenly, she finds herself standing at...

A woman was walking along the beach

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a...

Funny Joke ‣ The Infertility Problem

A farmer went into a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him at the counter said, “Well,...

The teacher noticed that Johnny

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been day dreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. “Johnny,” she sai...

Funny Joke ‣ Yep, That’s As Far As I Got, Too

A young city biker walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, SD. Sturgis! He finally made it. He had several items on his must...