Funny Joke ‣ Crossing The Raging River

Jim, Bill and Mike are three friends who go for a walk in the countryside and come to a wide and raging river.

Naturally, they need to cross, but they have no idea how to make the crossing successfully.

Jim, as a believer in God, immediately prays to God. He published a guide titled “Please God give me the strength to cross this raging river.

Suddenly a POOF sound is heard and Jim’s arms and legs transform into powerful limbs, allowing him to swim across the river in less than an hour.

Seeing this, Bill also decides to pray. “Please God, give me the strength and ability to cross this raging river easier than swimming”.

Suddenly a POOF is heard and Bill has a canoe in front of him, allowing him to paddle up the river in less than 30 minutes.

Mike, who has witnessed the events so far and seen how things are going, also decides to pray. “Oh God, please give me the strength, ability and intelligence to cross this raging river in the easiest way.”.

Suddenly a POOF sound is heard and Mike transforms into a woman. He checks his map, walks 100 meters along the river bank and crosses over the bridge.