Grammar

She wanted to discuss Johnny’s poor performance directly with his parents.

When she rang the door bell, Little Johnny answered.

“Hello Johnny, I’d like to talk to your mother or father,” she said.

“Sorry, but they ain’t here.” He replied.

“Johnny!” She said, “what is it with your grammar?”

“Haven’t got a clue what’s wrong with her,” Johnny replied, “but dad sure was mad that they had to go bail her out again.”