A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around.
In fact, more than you.
I’m not getting it at home, but that’s no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.
Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn auto correct. I meant “wife”, not “wife”
New Jokes : A woman arrived at the Gates
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven.
While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates and saw a beautiful banquet table.
Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
They saw her and began calling greetings to her...
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