🤓 Smart Kid vs. The Principal
A third-grade teacher was having trouble with a boy in her class.
Boy: “Teacher, I should be in the fourth grade! I’m smarter than my sister, and she’s in fourth!”
Tired of the argument, the teacher took him to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with a few fourth-grade questions.
Principal: “What’s 3 + 3?”
Boy: “6.”
Principal: “What’s 6 + 6?”
Boy: “12.”
...and so on. The boy answered every question correctly.
The principal turned to the teacher, impressed.
“Looks like he belongs in fourth grade.”
But the teacher still had her doubts.
Teacher: “Can I ask him a few of my questions?”
The principal agreed.
Teacher: “What does a cow have four of that I only have two?”
Boy: “Legs!”
Teacher: “What is in your pants that I don’t have in mine?”
Boy: “Pockets!”
Teacher: “What starts with ‘C’, ends with ‘T’, is hairy, oval, and contains a sweet liquid?”
Boy: “Coconut!”
The principal started shifting in his seat.
Teacher: “What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and sticky?”
Boy: “Chewing gum!”
The principal wiped his forehead.
Teacher: “You tie me down to keep me up. What am I?”
Boy: “A tent!”
The principal was getting nervous.
Teacher: “What gets bigger when you pull it, fits neatly between two things, and can save your life?”
Boy: “A seatbelt!”
The principal sighed in relief.
Then the teacher asked:
“What starts with ‘F’ and ends with ‘K’, and if you don’t get it, you might have to use your hands?”
The principal gasped!
Boy: “Fork!”
The principal stood up and shouted:
“Okay, send this boy straight to college! I got every one of those wrong!”
😅 Little Johnny Swears
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher.
Teacher: “Johnny, that’s a bad word! Where did you learn it?”
Johnny: “My daddy said it!”
Teacher: “That doesn’t matter. You don’t even know what it means.”
Johnny: “I do too! It means... the car won’t start.”
LOL!!
🐶 Little Johnny’s Gift
On the last day of kindergarten, the students brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist’s son gave her a box.
She shook it and smiled:
“I bet these are flowers!”
“Correct!” he shouted.
Next, the candy store owner’s daughter gave her a package.
She gave it a shake.
“I bet this is candy!”
“That’s right!” said the girl.
Then came Little Johnny, son of the local liquor store owner.
His box was leaking.
The teacher touched a drop, tasted it.
“Is it wine?”
“No,” said Johnny.
She tasted again.
“Champagne?”
“Nope.”
She gave up.
“Okay Johnny, what is it?”
Johnny:
“A puppy!”
😂😂😂
Hope that made you laugh! Wishing you a joyful day ahead! 🌞