JOKE OF THE DAY: The Duck Dilemma
A police officer in a quiet town spots an old man driving a pickup truck down Main Street. The back of the truck is absolutely overflowing with ducks—waddling, flapping, and quacking up a storm.
The officer pulls him over and says firmly,
"Sir, you can’t drive through town with a truck full of ducks. That’s a public disturbance. Take them to the zoo immediately."
The old man nods, says, "Sure thing, officer," and drives off without argument.
— The next day —
The same officer sees the same truck, in the same part of town. And once again, it's full of ducks. But this time, every duck is wearing sunglasses.
Confused and frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and says,
"I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!"
The old man grins and replies,
"I did! Took them yesterday. Today, they wanted to go to the beach."
BONUS JOKE: The Speeding Groom
A police officer in a small town pulls over a motorist who’s flying down Main Street.
"But officer, I can explain—" the man begins.
"Save it," snaps the officer. "You can explain to the chief. Until then, you can cool your heels in jail."
"But I really need to tell you something—"
"I said be quiet! You're not talking your way out of this. Sit tight. The chief will be back in a few hours. He’s at his daughter’s wedding today, so maybe he’ll be in a good mood."
A few hours later, the officer checks on the man in the holding cell and says,
"Good news for you—the chief just got back from the wedding."
The man sighs and replies,
"Don’t count on him being in a good mood. I’m the groom."