After being uploaded online, a phrase scrawled on the rear of an SUV swiftly gained popularity. After a Reddit user posted a picture of the driver on the platform, several people praised the driver for having the message visible on the back of the SUV. Beside the picture of the vehicle, the user commented, “Saw this patriot while driving.” “This is America…we don’t redistribute wealth—we earn it,” the message said. With regard to the transfer of wealth, many readers agreed with the driver’s statement.
“Well done to the man who had the audacity to put this phrase on his back window! The same thing should be said and done by more people, and who knows? Maybe it will reach everyone, or at least some of the countless freeloaders who believe they should be paid for their labor! A reader made a comment.
The Job Interview
A guy named Dave is down on his luck. He’s been job hunting for months with no success, and rent is due. Desperate, he walks into the local zoo to ask if they’re hiring. The zookeeper looks at him, sighs, and says:
“Well, actually... we do have one job, but it’s a little... unusual.”
Dave, desperate, says, “I’ll take anything.”
The zookeeper explains, “Our gorilla passed away yesterday. We ordered a new one, but he won’t arrive for another week. The public loves our gorilla exhibit, and we can’t have an empty cage. So we have this very realistic gorilla suit. If you wear it and act like a gorilla for a few days, we’ll pay you $200 a day.”
Dave hesitates, but $200 is $200. So the next morning, he suits up.
To his surprise, it’s kind of fun. He beats his chest, swings around, grunts a little — the kids love him. He starts improvising, jumping around the enclosure and getting into it. Day after day, the crowd grows bigger.
One day, he gets a little too into character. He climbs the bars, swings from a branch — but loses his grip and falls... straight into the lion enclosure next door.
Dave freezes. The lion looks up. Growls. Starts pacing toward him.
Dave, terrified, forgets he’s in costume and starts screaming, “Help! HELP! I’m not a gorilla! Somebody help me!”
The lion breaks into a run, pounces — and whispers:
“Dude, shut up or we’re both gonna get fired.”