One evening after dinner, a husband—feeling a little too full of himself—decided to get cheeky with his wife. He leaned against the kitchen counter, sipped his soda, and smirked.
"You know," he said casually, "maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast."
His wife looked up from loading the dishwasher, brow raised.
He grinned wider. “Might shave a few inches off your backside!”
Silence.
The kind of silence that makes the air feel colder. He chuckled nervously, realizing maybe that joke landed a little too hard.
But his wife? She just smiled sweetly and went back to her dishes. Said nothing.
The next morning, feeling proud of surviving the night unscathed, the husband opened his dresser drawer to grab a fresh pair of boxers.
The moment he shook them out—POOF!—a cloud of fine white powder exploded into the air like a magician’s failed trick.
He hacked, coughed, and stumbled back, waving his hands. “What the—?!”
Holding the underwear at arm’s length like it was radioactive, he yelled down the hall, “APRIL! Why is there TALCUM POWDER in my boxers?!”
From the bathroom came her calm, honeyed reply.
“Oh, babe… that’s not talcum powder.”
Pause.
“It’s Miracle-Gro.”
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Hope this gave you a good laugh! Wishing you a day full of harmless pranks and harmless payback! 😄🌱🩲