Billy Bob decided it was finally time to sell his old pickup truck.
The problem? The odometer proudly displayed 250,000 miles, and every potential buyer ran the moment they saw it.
Frustrated, Billy Bob complained about it one day to a coworker at Walmart.
“Well,” the friend said cautiously, “there is a way to make it easier to sell… but it’s not exactly legal.”
Billy Bob shrugged. “At this point, I don’t care. I just need this truck gone.”
The coworker leaned in and whispered, “I know a guy who owns a repair shop. Tell him I sent you. He’ll roll the odometer back to 50,000 miles. After that, you won’t have any trouble selling it.”
That weekend, Billy Bob made the trip to the mechanic and got the job done.
Two weeks later, the coworker asked him, “So… did you sell your truck?”
Billy Bob looked confused.
“Sell it? Why would I do that?” he said proudly.
“It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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The Truck, the Blonde, and the Missing Load
A truck driver stops at a red light when a blonde woman runs up and knocks on his window.
“Hi! My name is Heather,” she says cheerfully, “and you’re losing some of your load.”
The driver ignores her completely. The light turns green, and he drives on.
At the next red light, she catches up again.
“Hi! My name is Heather, and you’re losing some of your load.”
Still, the driver says nothing and drives away when the light changes.
At the third red light, Heather knocks again and repeats, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you’re losing some of your load.”
This time, the trucker finally rolls down his window and replies calmly,
“Hi, Heather. My name is Kevin. It’s snowing… and I’m driving a salt truck.”
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The Ducks’ Day Out
A police officer pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck.
The truck bed is overflowing with ducks—dozens of them, quacking and flapping everywhere.
The officer says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. You need to take them to the zoo immediately.”
The old man nods politely and drives off.
The next day, the officer spots the same truck again—still full of ducks.
But this time, every single duck is wearing sunglasses.
Annoyed, the officer pulls him over and says, “Didn’t I tell you to take those ducks to the zoo?”
The old man grins.
“I did,” he says. “But now they want to go to the beach!”
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