A long-haul trucker pulled his rig into a crowded highway café and slid into a booth, exhaustion written all over his face. A brand-new blonde waitress approached, notepad in hand, eager to do a good job.
He glanced up and said casually,
“Alright, sweetheart—bring me three blowouts, two high beams, and a couple of side steps.”
The waitress froze for half a second, then nodded politely.
“Of course,” she said, hustling toward the kitchen with wide eyes and a very confused expression.
She leaned through the swinging doors and whispered urgently to the cook,
“Um… there’s a man out there ordering blowouts, high beams, and side steps. Are we fixing his truck or feeding him?”
The cook burst out laughing so hard he nearly dropped his spatula.
“Relax, kid,” he said, wiping his eyes. “Truckers talk in parts. ‘Blowouts’ are pancakes, ‘high beams’ are sunny-side-up eggs, and ‘side steps’ are bacon.”
Feeling much smarter now, the waitress put together the order perfectly. Then she noticed a pot of baked beans bubbling on the stove—and got a mischievous idea. With a grin, she added a generous scoop to the plate.
When she set the food down, the trucker stared at the beans and frowned.
“What’s with the beans?” he asked.
She flashed her brightest smile.
“Well, sir, I figured if you’re eating tires, lights, and side steps… you might as well fuel up the tank too!”
LOL!
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A Blonde Buys Two Horses
A blonde buys two horses but quickly realizes she can’t tell them apart. Frustrated, she asks the neighboring farmer for advice.
“Easy,” he says. “Cut the tail off one.”
She does—but a few days later, the other horse gets its tail caught in a bush and rips it clean off. Now both horses look the same again.
She returns to the farmer.
“Cut one horse’s ear,” he suggests.
She does—but sure enough, the other horse gets its ear snagged on a barbed-wire fence and loses it too.
Completely baffled, she goes back one more time.
“I still can’t tell them apart!”
The farmer sighs and says,
“Why don’t you just measure them?”
She comes back later, smiling proudly.
“Well, that worked! The white horse is two inches taller than the black one!”
LOL!
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The $99 Cruise Special
A blonde walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window:
“Cruise Special – $99!”
Excited, she rushes inside, slaps her money on the counter, and says,
“I’ll take the $99 cruise special!”
Without a word, the agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a giant inner tube, hauls her outside, and tosses her into the river.
A few minutes later, another blonde sees the same sign, walks in, pays, and—exactly the same thing happens to her.
As the river current picks up, she eventually drifts alongside the first blonde.
They float quietly for a moment before the first one asks,
“Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?”
The second blonde replies calmly,
“They didn’t last year.”
LOL!!
Hope these jokes gave you a good laugh and brightened your day 🌞