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A woman went in for what she thought would be a routine visit to her doctor. Nothing unusual—just a standard examination to make sure everything was still working the way it should.
A few minutes after the appointment began, the waiting room was suddenly shattered by a piercing scream.
Moments later, the exam room door flew open, and the woman came charging out like she was escaping a burning building—coat half on, purse clutched to her chest, eyes wide with terror.
Patients stared. Magazines fell to the floor.
It took two nurses and several calming breaths before one of them finally managed to sit the woman down and ask what had happened.
Still shaking, the woman gasped, “That doctor is out of his mind!”
The nurse, now concerned, marched straight into the exam room and shouted,
“Doctor! What on earth did you say to Mrs. Smith?! She’s 82 years old, and you told her she’s pregnant!”
The doctor didn’t even look up from his clipboard. He simply adjusted his glasses and replied calmly,
“Well… did her hiccups stop?”
Another woman went to her doctor for her annual check-up, confident and relaxed.
The nurse began with the basics.
“How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“Eight and a half stone,” the woman replied proudly.
The nurse nodded, had her step on the scale, then frowned slightly.
“According to this, you’re actually ten stone.”
The woman blinked but stayed quiet.
“And your height?” the nurse continued.
“Five foot eight,” the woman said firmly.
The nurse measured her again, checked twice, then said gently,
“Ma’am, you’re five foot two.”
Now the woman was starting to look irritated.
Next came the blood pressure cuff. The machine beeped loudly, flashing a concerning number.
“Oh dear,” the nurse said, “Your blood pressure is extremely high.”
The woman exploded.
“Well of course it is!” she yelled. “When I walked in here, I was tall and slim—now you’ve turned me short and fat!”
LOL!
Hope these gave you a good laugh and brightened your day! 😊