A blonde once heard that milk baths were the secret to staying young and beautiful.
Convinced she had finally found the answer, she left a note for the milkman that read:
“Please leave 25 gallons of milk.”
When the milkman read the note, he frowned. Twenty-five gallons? That couldn’t be right. Surely she meant 2.5 gallons. No one needed that much milk—unless they were opening a dairy.
So, wanting to be helpful, he knocked on her door to clear up the confusion.
The door opened, and there stood the blonde, smiling brightly.
“Ma’am,” the milkman said politely, “I found your note asking for 25 gallons of milk. Did you perhaps mean 2.5 gallons?”
“Oh no,” she replied cheerfully. “I meant 25 gallons.”
The milkman blinked. “Twenty-five?”
“Yes,” she said confidently. “I’m going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.”
The milkman nodded slowly, then asked, “Would you like the milk pasteurized?”
The blonde thought for a moment and said,
“No… just up to my boobs. I can splash the rest on my eyes.”