A 75-Year Old Man Went To His Doctor’s Office

 

Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, but nothing.. Then her left, but nothing.

She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.

Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”

The doctor was shocked. “You asked your NEIGHBOR?”

The old man replied,

“Yep, but no matter what we tried, we could not get the damn jar open!”