A Bride Tells Her Husband

 

“Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.”

Turning on his side, he smiles and says,

“Then we will have to re-imprison him.”

After the second time, the bride says,

“Honey, the prisoner is out again!”

The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again.

The bride again says,

“Honey, the prisoner escaped again,”

To which the husband yelled,

“Hey, it’s not a life sentence!!!”