A Class Of Third-Graders Visit A Small Farm

 

“What’s the difference between a duck and a turkey?”

“Well,” replied the little girl.

“Turkeys can’t swim and turkeys are what we have on Thanksgiving Day.”

“Very good!” exclaimed the farmer.

Then he asked little Johnny,

“Do you know the difference between a bull and a cow?”

“Yeah,” replied little Johnny with a grin.

“Bulls smile when you milk them.”