A Drunk Man Sat Down On A Subway

 

Then returned  to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.

“I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?”

The drunk answered.

“I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does!”</h3

MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.