A Male Mosquito To Its Wife, Darling I Will Hunt A Lion For You.

 

Male mosquito: You don’t trust me? I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain….

Female mosquito: You idiot go to sleep…

Male mosquito: Honey I’ll do anything for you.

Female mosquito: You silly son of a b!tch… how many times have I told you not to come home after biting a politician.