A Man And His Wife Were Having An Argument

 

“One-hundred and fifty dollars.”

He replied.

She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.

“But it comes with an inscription.” The pro said.

“What kind of inscription?” She asked.

“Whatever you wish.” He explained.

“But, one of the old golfers’ favourites is:

‘Never Up, Never In’.”

“Oh, that will never do!” Exclaimed the wife.

“That’s what started the argument in the first place.”