Alex Sees An Ad In The Newspaper.

 

 

“Well, I have several talents… for example, I can shoot a three-pointer in basketball, like five times in a row.”

“O… Okay… That’s quite impressive, sir, but it’s really not what we’re looking for. I think maybe you should call the NB…”

“No, no, wait! I… I can hula hoop for like 30 seconds straight!”

“Sir, I really don’t think you understand what the concept of a cir…”

“No, please, I… I… I can jump on one leg while saying the alphabet backward!”

“…”

“…”

“Goodbye, sir.”

She hangs up the phone.

Alex sits there for a few seconds before he realizes he forgot something.

“Oh darn! I forgot to tell her I’m a horse!”