An Amish woman and her daughter

 

 The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said. "My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother. "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

Slightly concerned the mother said. "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"

The daughter replies. They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?" 😅