An Elderly Irish Farmer, Recently Received A Letter

 

She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging.

There’s also the half-wit.

He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife.”

“That’s disgraceful,” said the inspector,

“I need to interview the half-wit.”

“That’ll be me then,” said Paddy.