The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”
The golfer replied,
“Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘No’ to Kate Upton, you would have come up with Jennifer Anniston. Then if I said ‘No’ to her, you would have come up with my woman. Had I then said ‘Yes,’ you would have given me all three. And Lord, I am an old man not able to take care of all three women in a way that they deserve … that’s why I said ‘Yes’ to Kate Upton.
And God was pleased!
The moral of this story is:
If a golfer ever tells a lie, it is for a good and honourable reason and only out of consideration for others!
