An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced

 

She calls their father immediately. "You’re not

getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The

two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk

about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't

file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs

up the phone.

The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay,

they’re both coming for Christmas and paying

their own airfares.

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