An old man is sitting in a restaurant. The waiters are all lovely.

 

• What do you want, sir?
  The old man scrutinized him again and answered.
  “I want it fast, please.”
  This time the waiter got angry and approached him, slapped him in the face and shouted, “WAIT!” and stormy.
  The person at the next table leaned over and whispered.
  “Um, I guess I call it ‘reluctant.’