“Well, we both stand in front of each other and kick each other as hard as we can in the balls. The one left standing, gets to keep the airplane. Being that the plane is in my yard, I get to go first.”
“Well, alright,” said Bubba.
Little Johnny rears back and kicks Bubba right square in the balls.
Bubba falls to the ground screaming in pain and crying profusely.
After about 20 minutes, Bubba stands up and announces that it’s his turn.
“That’s ok, Bubba, you can keep your airplane!!”
