Father O’Malley

 

though he would have a little fun with the good father, replied,

“Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!”

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment..

Father O’Malley then replied:

“Aye, ’tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.”