Funny – In The Year 2020 The Lord Asked Noah To Build An Ark

 

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.”

 

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.

 

Noah looked up in wonder and asked, “You mean you’re not going to destroy the world?”

 

“No,” said the Lord. “The government beat me to it.