He Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring

 

The jeweller asked how payment would be made, and the old man said,

“By check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now, and you can call the bank on

Monday to verify funds. I’ll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.”

Monday morning, the jeweller called the old man saying,

“There’s no money in that account!”

The old man said, “I know I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!”