Johnny's Next-Door Neighbour Had A Baby.

“This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?”

The mother a bit bewildered hesitantly replies.

“Why, yes, his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?”

Little Johnny said.

“Well, it’s a good thing, cause he’d be screwed if he needed to wear glasses!”