Joke of the day : A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment

 

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" 

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!" 

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out.

 Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."