Joke of the day : A passenger on the plane was being difficult

 

I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,

 so the main man can pitty-pat us on

 the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and

 said, “In my country, I am called a

 Princess and I take orders from no

 one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without

 missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my

 country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you.

 Tray up, B****!”