Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter.

 

'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'

The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt some thing very hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The King was over joyed. Everybody in the kingdom was over joyed.

And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after

Question: What was in the Prince's pants?

M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What on earth were you thinking?

I WORRY ABOUT YOU AT TIMES!