Telling Weighing Machine – Joke

 

She goes back and puts another quarter in the machine. Out comes a card that reads:

“Your age is 32, you weigh 135 lbs., and you are about to have sex.”

She laughed out loud, as she had been trying to find a decent guy to screw around with for months, with no luck. She is sitting there waiting for the bus, when this attractive young man sits down and immediately their eyes locked, and they both knew that they were right for each other. They quickly ducked down an alley and began to go at it like rutting pigs.

The woman was so simply amazed at the ability of the machine, that she had to try it one more time. She stood on the machine,

put her last quarter in, and out came a card that read:

“Your age is 32, you weigh 135 lbs. You’ve fiddled, you’ve farted, you’ve screwed around, and now you’ve missed your bus.