The Foreman On A Large Worksite Noticed A New Labourer

but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It’s weak and wastes time I call my employees by their last name only Smith, Jones, Baker, that’s all. If I want a job done, I yell, Baker, get this or Jones, do that. Now that we have that straight, what’s your last name?”

The new bloke sighed.

“Darling. My name is John Darling.”

The foreman paused briefly for a couple of seconds, then said quietly…

“Ok John, the first thing I want you to do is…..!”