The Funny Old Forgetful Couple Go To A Doctor

 

 She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. “Write it down,” she told him.

And again he said, “No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.”

Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. “Write it down,” she told her husband.

And again he said, “No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.”

So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes.

He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.

The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks,

“Where’s the toast?”