“Hi, Paddy – watch this”, Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as halfway down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the poor parrot's head off.
Seamus continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.
Paddy shakes his head and says, “Bejesus, that PARROTSHOOTIN' is also too dangerous for me.”…..
A few minutes later, Sean strolls up.
He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar paper bag.
However, instead of a parrot or a budgie, he pulls a chicken out of the bag and launches himself off the cliff with the same result as the other two men.
Once more Paddy shakes his head –
“Ahh, first there was Gerry wit' his BUDGIE JUMPIN, then Seamus PARROTSHOOTIN' and now Sean with this HEN GLIDING !!!…”