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A little girl asks her mum

A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is in hea...

I called my friend, Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy sh...

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife deci...

APARTMENT for RENT... So a businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for £500. They did their thing, and befor...

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champag...

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer...

A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on the table in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked u...

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads th...

My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature, and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad sh...