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The middle of the night pouring rain

It’s the middle of the night, pouring rain, and a man’s car breaks down in the middle of nowhere… He sees a farmhouse in ...

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face wa...

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out wh...

Two elderly, excited women were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preac...

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has be...

Two Irishmen, Paddy and Ryan, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummagi...

A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take off ...

A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undr...

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of o...

A woman goes into a dirty toy shop to buy a wanker. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that on...