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Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he saunt...

Having been playing outside with his friends, a small boy came into the house and asked: “Grandma, what is it called when two people sleep...

A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: "You shouldn't make my husband work...

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of...

A man applied for a job as a janitor at a large corporation and was invited for a job interview. The HR manager offered him the...

A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows ...

George wanted to last longer during sex, so he went to see a doctor for advice. The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps ...

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men...

A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later the...

One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. Wh...

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the yo...