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An elderly gentleman was telling his friend

An elderly gentleman was telling his friend

An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.  “The food and service were great!” he ...

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Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking

Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking

    Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking.   Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.  I know you went out wi...

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A hunter went hunting one day

A hunter went hunting one day

A hunter went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive hom...

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MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE

MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE

MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE WORK FOR 35 YEARS. FINALLY SICK OF THE STRESS, HE QUITS HIS JOB AND BUYS 50 ACRES OF LAND AS FAR FROM HUMANITY AS ...

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Read This Guy’s Hilarious Response To The State Enviromental Agency

Read This Guy’s Hilarious Response To The State Enviromental Agency

A man was sent a letter by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality regarding a pond on land that he owned. The letter he sent b...

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Three men died on Christmas

Three men died on Christmas

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.  "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said...

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A HUSBAND CALLS UP HOTEL MANAGEMENT FROM THE ROOM.

A HUSBAND CALLS UP HOTEL MANAGEMENT FROM THE ROOM.

A HUSBAND CALLS UP HOTEL MANAGEMENT FROM THE ROOM. PLEASE COME FAST, I AM HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH MY WIFE AND SHE SAYS SHE WILL JUMP FROM YO...

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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny

  One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘ Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast. Maybe ...

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AN OLD MAN WAS SELLING WATERMELONS

AN OLD MAN WAS SELLING WATERMELONS

AN OLD MAN WAS SELLING WATERMELONS. HIS PRICELIST READS : 1 FOR $3 AND 3 FOR 10$. A YOUNG MAN STOPS BY AND ASKED FOR ONE WATERMELON. “THAT W...

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Once, there was a sailor

Once, there was a sailor

Once, there was a sailor. The captain welcomed him aboard as a new crew member... The Sailor was just settling in when he noticed that there...

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Two Rednecks Went To See A Counselor About College

Two Rednecks Went To See A Counselor About College

They thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic....

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VVA teenage girl come home

VVA teenage girl come home

  A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks...

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A woman meets with her lover

A woman meets with her lover

A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone...

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A 15-year-old came home with a Porsche

A 15-year-old came home with a Porsche

A 15-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?" He calmly told them...

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