While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a woman stepped onto a weight machine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter.
She put a quarter in, and out came a card that read:
“Your age is 32, You weigh 135 lbs, and you play the fiddle.”
She found the fortune amusing, since she didn’t play the fiddle, but it did have her age correct. About that time, an old gentleman walked up carrying a fiddle. She asked him if she could see his fiddle. He agreed and to their amazement, she began playing the fiddle with great natural skill.
She wondered if the fortune machine had actually known something about her that she didn’t. She thought about it, and decided to try the weight machine again. She put another quarter in the machine, and out comes the card that reads:
“Your age is 32, you weigh 135 lbs., and you have gastritis.”
She found this one to be absurd, as she was in perfect health. So she went back to the bus-stop to wait for her bus.
While sitting there, she develops abdominal pains that continue to get worse until she lets rip a humongous batch of anal air. She wondered about the fortune, and again was curious if the machine was capable of knowing stuff about her that she didn’t know.