An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age di...
Two deaf people get married
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn ...
A elderly couple had been dating
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner...
A farmer who had a herd of pigs
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to feed your pigs?” “Well...
A business man packing for a trip
A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you per...
A Blonde Got Caught In A Blizzard
A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde ...
What’s He Doing Upstairs With Your Wife?
The man’s wife was upstairs with the boss doing things she shouldn’t be doing A man goes to a restaurant for dinner. He has a seat at a ta...
John Hoisted His Beer And Said
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub...
80 Year Old Lady Goes For A Birthday Drink
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on ...
A gorgeous redhead woman
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead woman sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out ...
This lady is shopping in a supermarket
This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. Making sure sh...
A Man And His Wife Go On A Date
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks ...
My wife and I were sitting at a table
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone...
I didn’t listen to you!
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of fartin...
The madam opened the brothel door
The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. ...
Johnny’s wife went to their doctor
Little Johnny’s wife went to their doctor & when he asked what was the problem was she told him Little Johnny’s no good in bed, well. Th...
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