An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him. Then he turned on the ki...
Once Upon A Time A Pregnant Lady
Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby say...
A wife asked her husband to drop her
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be to...
A Super Hot Woman Arrived At A Party
A super hot woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled a...
A Very Shy Young Man Goes Into A Bar
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, “E...
Johnny Passed His Driving Test
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father sai...
Quick! Give Me A Pint Of Lager!
A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Quick! Give me a pint of lager!” No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and slams it do...
Husband Bought Surprise Birthday Gift For Wife
The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her ...
A Gynecologist Notices That a New Patient is Nervous
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves...
The Nurse Asked The Patient To Remove His Clothing
The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor. “In front of you”?”, he asks, shyly. The nu...
A prayer before sleeping
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye G...
A Little Boy Hears The Word
A little boy hears the word wh****rehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: “Well, uh… ...
A Man Became Sick
A man became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals. Still couldn’t get cured. He was sad. Then his wife advised, “why don’t you...
Stupid Or Smart
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer; “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to...
A kid comes home from school
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potentia...
The door opened slowly and a man
Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was ho...
Susie Asks Her Mummy
Mummy.” Asks Susie. “Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in the pan?” “Oh, that’s just the way my mothe...
A woman at the Welfare Office
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “Wha...
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